An elderly lady slipped and fell while playing a round of golf on the Island of Martha’s Vineyard.
Mitt Romney was in a foursome behind her group, and promptly helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and he replied: “It was a pleasure to help you. Don’t you recognize me? I am trying to be your President. Are you going to vote for me in the next election?”
The elderly woman laughed and replied: ”I fell on my ass … Not my head.”
(Thanks Johnny B.)